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[neverjoinyou]

Leave a message. I will hear you.

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[neverjoinyou]

[Trust him, Bill, Luke doesn't want to be thinking about this, let alone talking about it.]

But that... [He frowns.] I mean, I realize this is personal, but that seems... I mean, either something feels good, or it doesn't. Humans don't have all the same parts, and neither do Qunari, exactly, or the Twi'lek, but you just... you figure it out.

[tetractys]

UGH, IT'S NOT - I DON'T NEED HELP DISCOVERING IT, I DIDN'T BUILD ANY IN!

[neverjoinyou]

[Pause.]

You don't feel pleasure?

[tetractys]

[Bill, at least, looks resigned to this conversation rather than embarrassed or sorry for himself. He sticks his arms out.]

NOPE. I HAVE NOTHING!

[Second dimension citizens definitely had sex, but nobody ever accused it of being much fun, and Bill doesn't even have that much now. Pure energy.]

[neverjoinyou]

So... if nothing you do feels good... why d'you want to do it?

[tetractys]

LOOKS FUN! AND I LIKE HIM!

[neverjoinyou]

[Luke is so not trained for this.]

Okay. Look. I... I get that you want something you don't have, that sounds good. I just can't allow that kind of power for that reason. Not right now, anyway. There are plenty of people who don't have the parts others do. Or don't have... parts. If you like him, you'll figure out a way to have fun.

[tetractys]

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE...

[good argument bill]

[neverjoinyou]

A tip for next time you ask me to restore any of your powers--whining about it doesn't really shore up the argument that you're responsible and can be trusted.

[tetractys]

IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO DO?

[deal? he smells deal?]

[neverjoinyou]

Uh. Yes. Be responsible and trustworthy.

[tetractys]

GROSS. OKAY, DEAL.

[neverjoinyou]

That's... not a deal, Bill. That's called personal growth.

[tetractys]

IT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT FROM ME AND SOMETHING I WANT FROM YOU. IT CAN BE THAT SIMPLE!

[neverjoinyou]

It's really not. But for the sake of argument, okay. How would you give me "responsibility"?

[tetractys]

I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. I'M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU I CAN BE RESPONSIBLE.

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[neverjoinyou]

Um. Okay.