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[neverjoinyou]

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[neverjoinyou]

Slow down. What's going on?

[tetractys]

IT'S A MUSICAL FLOOD.

[Luke. Luuuuuuuuke.]

[neverjoinyou]

Yeah, that sounds really dangerous.

Why do you need your powers?

[tetractys]

FOR MY BIG SHOWSTOPPER NUMBER!

WINGS.

[This is serious.]

[neverjoinyou]

Oh wow. You're right, you'll need a full on backing band, chorus girls, the works.

[tetractys]

EXACTLY.

[luke pls]

[neverjoinyou]

Oh, I know!

Why don't you post to the network and get everyone to pitch in! It'll be great. Like a team-building thing.

[tetractys]

NOBODY WILL DO A KICKLINE FOR ME! HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE EVER SUCCESSFULLY ORGANIZE THIS BUNCH?

THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE RIGHT COSTUMES.

[neverjoinyou]

Hmm, you have a point. Two of them.

What kind of number is this?

[tetractys]

I DON'T THINK WE GET TO PICK! WE JUST START SINGING.

[neverjoinyou]

Hmm. I see the trouble. So you have to be prepared for anything.

[tetractys]

YES!

[luke he can tell ur not taking this emergency seriously!!!]

[neverjoinyou]

Bill. I left my home with a poncho and saved the galaxy. You can do this.

[tetractys]

I DON'T WANT TO SAVE THE GALAXY! I WANT TO DO A MUSICAL NUMBER.

[neverjoinyou]

Then maybe this is an opportunity for you to figure out how to do that without unlimited resources.

[tetractys]

JUST ONE UNLIMITED RESOURCE!

[neverjoinyou]

You realize that's like, infinitely more than most people, right?

[tetractys]

WHAT IS THIS, SOVIET RUSSIA? JUST BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T!

[neverjoinyou]

Well, that's true. I don't know where Soviet is, but that's not the reason.

The reason is you have extremely powerful abilities and this is not a life threatening situation.

[tetractys]

I JUST WANT ONE!

[this is a full whine now

luuuuuuuuuke]

[neverjoinyou]

Explain this to me--how do you count "one" in this scenario? Isn't that like... infinite wishes?

[tetractys]

WE-EEELLL, I DON'T NEED MY ABILITY TO MANIFEST HORRIFYING NIGHTMARES, OR TO TURN PEOPLE'S FACES INSIDE-OUT WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

... I JUST WANT SOME HOLOGRAMS! JUST THAT ONE.

[neverjoinyou]

Look, as... entertaining as I'm sure that is, it's not the kind of thing I want to bother the Admiral about.

[tetractys]

DON'T PASS THE BUCK, THE ADMIRAL IS THE WORST! HE DESERVES IT!

[neverjoinyou]

Exactly! You bother him about this, and how likely is he to help when you actually need it?