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[neverjoinyou]

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[neverjoinyou]

Hmm. I see the trouble. So you have to be prepared for anything.

[tetractys]

YES!

[luke he can tell ur not taking this emergency seriously!!!]

[neverjoinyou]

Bill. I left my home with a poncho and saved the galaxy. You can do this.

[tetractys]

I DON'T WANT TO SAVE THE GALAXY! I WANT TO DO A MUSICAL NUMBER.

[neverjoinyou]

Then maybe this is an opportunity for you to figure out how to do that without unlimited resources.

[tetractys]

JUST ONE UNLIMITED RESOURCE!

[neverjoinyou]

You realize that's like, infinitely more than most people, right?

[tetractys]

WHAT IS THIS, SOVIET RUSSIA? JUST BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T!

[neverjoinyou]

Well, that's true. I don't know where Soviet is, but that's not the reason.

The reason is you have extremely powerful abilities and this is not a life threatening situation.

[tetractys]

I JUST WANT ONE!

[this is a full whine now

luuuuuuuuuke]

[neverjoinyou]

Explain this to me--how do you count "one" in this scenario? Isn't that like... infinite wishes?

[tetractys]

WE-EEELLL, I DON'T NEED MY ABILITY TO MANIFEST HORRIFYING NIGHTMARES, OR TO TURN PEOPLE'S FACES INSIDE-OUT WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

... I JUST WANT SOME HOLOGRAMS! JUST THAT ONE.

[neverjoinyou]

Look, as... entertaining as I'm sure that is, it's not the kind of thing I want to bother the Admiral about.

[tetractys]

DON'T PASS THE BUCK, THE ADMIRAL IS THE WORST! HE DESERVES IT!

[neverjoinyou]

Exactly! You bother him about this, and how likely is he to help when you actually need it?

[tetractys]

I'M NOT GOING TO HURT MY CHANCES ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE.

[neverjoinyou]

Look, I'll help cut out paper chains or whatever. I'm not going to ask the Admiral for a back-up hologram.

[tetractys]

BOOOOOOOO!

[neverjoinyou]

For someone as old as you are, you have the debate tactics of a five year old.