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[neverjoinyou]

Leave a message. I will hear you.

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[tetractys]

WHAT IF YOU JUST PRETENDED YOU'RE MUTE?

THAT WOULD BE AN IDEAL SCENARIO!

[thats not gonna work ford has seen star wars too many times.]

[neverjoinyou]

Look, I am not going to pry more than you want to tell me. But what's the big deal?

[tetractys]

HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT YOU'RE MY WARDEN SOONER OR LATER.

I GUESS THE ONLY THING HE CAN'T DO IS SEE MY FILE.

[This is Bill's planning-out-loud voice, as close to a mutter as he gets.]

YOU'RE YOU, SO ANY ANSWERS YOU GIVE HIM OTHER THAN THAT WILL PROBABLY BE FINE...

[neverjoinyou]

Do I want to know what that means?

[tetractys]

EH, MEANS I DON'T THINK YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING NOTES ON ME OR MAKING THEORIES THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE HEARD ABOUT ALREADY! YOU'RE NOT VERY SNEAKY! TAKE THAT ANY KINDA WAY YOU WANT!

[neverjoinyou]

It's true. I've never claimed to be subtle. So this Ford... what is this, your nemesis?

[tetractys]

SURE, GOOD WAY TO PUT IT! HE KILLED ME PRETTY GOOD THERE!

[neverjoinyou]

[Luke would like to have some words with the Admiral.]

Do you think he's likely to try that here?

[tetractys]

OH, I'M SURE! BUT HE'LL FIGURE OUT PRETTY QUICK THAT I CAN'T DIE. OR HE'LL REMEMBER I'M SMARTER THAN HIM. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!

[neverjoinyou]

Do you want me to ... step in?

[tetractys]

OH! NO, NAH, I GOT IT. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO BE A COUPLE STEPS AHEAD OF HIM.

...ALTHOUGH HAVING MORE POWER BACK WOULD BE NICE!

[neverjoinyou]

[Okay.]

What are we talking?

[tetractys]

[what holy shit that worked?]

... HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE ME BACK?

[neverjoinyou]

Depends on what you're planning on doing with it.

[tetractys]

MMMM...

[That sound expresses that he fully intends to use any power he gets for Shenanigans.]

HOW ABOUT MY EYES BACK? JUST THE EYES, CAN'T HURT ANYBODY WITH THAT! WOULD HELP A LOT KEEPING TRACK OF FORD!

[neverjoinyou]

If you can't hurt anyone with it, it wouldn't have been taken away.

[Luke is skeptical.]

[tetractys]

UGH, BRAIDS JUST TOOK IT WHEN SHE TOOK EVERYTHING, IT WAS A PUNISHMENT!

[neverjoinyou]

Okay, but... What do you mean by eyes?

[tetractys]

I CAN SEE THROUGH ANY IMAGE OF MYSELF! OR I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO, ANYWAY.

WHICH MEANS I USUALLY DON'T NEED TO RELY ON THE EYE ON MY BODY. I CAN JUST DRAW EYES ANYWHERE I WANT TO HANG OUT, AND SEE THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

[He is used to having his attention split into billions and billions of peepholes that are all bombarding him with information about thousands of worlds.

He doesn't like it when they're not around. He's gotten used to it, but it's too quiet in his head now. He can almost hear himself think. Yikes.]

[neverjoinyou]

I'm sorry, Bill. I sympathize, but... I can't do that. Not yet. Let me think about it.

[And he will. He'll just be very wary of doing anything that only lets Bill cause trouble.]

[tetractys]

YEAH, YOU THINK! IT'S A GREAT IDEA. HE CAN'T CATCH ME IF I SEE HIM COMING!

[neverjoinyou]

If he does anything to you, Bill, he'll have me to answer to.

[tetractys]

KID, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN KILL ME TWICE! HAHAHA!

[neverjoinyou]

I'm not worried about it. I'm simply telling you what will happen.

:Ta i think i hit a button. ignore those access notifications.

[tetractys]

[yeah but like

WHY volunteer to do this]

UUUH, OKAY! GREAT!

[weird??]